Thursday, October 02, 2008

Dude, where's my focus?

Dear Brain,

Remember that focus thing you used to be so good at? I kind of miss it. What do you say we invite it over and hang for a bit? Because, you know, it really shouldn't have taken me two hours to come up with a handful of deity names. Yeah, sure, we got one sentence revised too, but the story's 6,200 words long. That's a lot of sentences to deal with.

Love,
Me

5 comments:

Your Brain said...

Dear me,

Don't you remember how Focus always noticed the smallest faults? How uptight he was? The things he said about you behind your back?

I'll invite him back when he learns to lighten up.

Love,

Your brain

Your Brain said...

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Lion said...

You denied Happy Writer's request for vacation time again, didn't you.

Barbara A. Barnett said...

Dear Brain,

I can't believe you would belittle Focus like that, especially after all he's done for you.

I knew hanging around with that Procrastination kid would come to no good. He's turned you against Focus.

Love,
Me

Barbara A. Barnett said...

You denied Happy Writer's request for vacation time again, didn't you.

Nah, I denied Moody Writer's request for vacation time. She's the lazy one who doesn't want to work. Happy Writer, on the other hand, likes working so much that she doesn't want to take vacations.